Whats your favorite race and why?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:37 pm

i like the bosmer (Wood Elves) because they are very stealthy and i like that and i dont like the only other stealth race the kajeets because they are a junkie

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:57 pm

What's wrong with junkies? We're fine kids you know!
Joking. I'd say the Dark Elves, because they're really balanced and very stylish.

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:00 pm

Argonian. Poison makes a tasty snack! They walk funny, though...

Arthmodeus · Post by **Arthmodeus** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:02 pm

Argonians all the way! In my opinion, they are the most interesting and mysterious race.

Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:28 pm

The Nords. Because, well, I hate Dunmer. Think you're better than me, eh?

Thrignar Fraxix · Post by **Thrignar Fraxix** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:38 pm

Bretons, they get that handy magic bonus without the weaknesses.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:41 pm

Cjad the Nord wrote:The Nords. Because, well, I hate Dunmer. Think you're better than me, eh?

Alright, you're asking for it.
Get your stinky Nord here and pit him against my ultra fit, super sexy and charming Dunmer.
Nords are better huh?...pfffff

*goes to fetch the Dunmer*

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:50 pm

Yeah you go fetch your Dunmer.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Dexter_Kong/ROCKED.jpg[/img]
Dexter the Nord giving Angsty the Dunmer a home-cooked beatdown.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:09 pm

Uhmmm, the Dunmer just called.
He's rather busy at the moment....

*wears the boots of blinding speed and knocks on a tree*

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:11 pm

Actually I like Argonians the best, despite the fact that I look every bit a Nord. I just like posting that picture.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:26 pm

Thanks for ending my monologue Dex.
Now that the nazi amusemaent thread is shut down, I can finally drop my dead body on the bed.
It's 5.25 in the morning!!!
LOL, have fun everyone

Xui'al · Post by **Xui'al** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:15 pm

Bretons, they don't look anything special, but they have good stats with the Absorb Magicka and the large bonus. (1.5x I think)

Lord Elias · Post by **Lord Elias** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:46 am

Dunmer...I have no idea why...i gues couse real Nerevar was dunmer...
EDIT:Chimers were ancestors of Dunmer so it doesnt matter...

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:22 am

He was Chimer.

Stalker · Post by **Stalker** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:45 am

Search function.

And I like Dunmer. Just because Nords, the only race who have more magic resistance and drunk (I think they are born drunk

), smelly and D.U.M.B.

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:26 am

The dunmer because they are a good all around character and theyre perfect for playing battlemage (wich i am).

andreas of austevoll · Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:39 am

Imperial but I don`t have any reason.

Timito · Post by **Timito** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:09 pm

Dexter wrote:Yeah you go fetch your Dunmer. IMG
Dexter the Nord giving Angsty the Dunmer a home-cooked beatdown.

Thought that was Majra...

Argonian, I dig every reptile/dragon like creature.

Starcrunch · Post by **Starcrunch** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:11 pm

Origionally that was SirWoot in Dexter's image, IIRC.

I'm partial to the Altmer and Khajiit.

-Starcrunch

viKING · Post by **viKING** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:22 pm

nord... well, my nic might explain why....

don't like: Imperials, they think they own everything.

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:54 pm

HEY!!! Stop dissing the Dunmer you guys! I love the Dunmer, they may have different views to us but they can actually be very respectable people, even more so than humans from time to time!
P.S. Make this a poll

PaulShin · Post by **PaulShin** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:24 pm

I hate Dunmer, most slavers are Dunmer

And yeah you could figure I love Argonians.. dunno really why, when I first looked at races od Morrowind they just sounded the best..

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:30 pm

nothing wrong with slavery! I like having slaves! They don;t do much in game it seems but in rl i would LOVE to have a slave (then again i'm just EVIL!

) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

PaulShin · Post by **PaulShin** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:31 pm

*Grabs Hunter's Spear (loot from Hircine), Daedric armor, Trueflame and Eleidon's ward and goes to pay Massalinie a visit*

EDIT (not to spam

) *Steals Massalinie's slave keys and frees all the slaves, then storms her living quarters with an army of slaves armed with deadric weapons provided*

EDIT Now you're gonna get it. *mobilizes all Telvanni ships, troops, mages, councilors and his private female bodyguard and sends them after Massalinie* *casts water walk and follows too*

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:33 pm

*prepares slaves for battle*

EDIT: *Kicks Shinobi in the balls* HA HA HA!! Works every time! *runs away*

*Moves to island far far away and buys more slaves and male stripper to keep me company*

EDIT: *Order slaves to polish suit of full ebony armor and repair all ships for battle. Practices long sword with slaves - several die in the process but who cares? They're just slaves!

mwahahahahahaa! *

EDIT: *Sends out Male stripper as a decoy*

Anyway, I like Dunmer I guess because there are so many of them on Vvardenfell and I just got used to them being around. I like them also because they live so long (though that goes for all elves) and because bosmer are too short and Altmer too tall. Also, I like Dunmer hairsyles better.

And btw, i'm not for slavery in RL, only in Morrowind (just so no one thinks im a racist or someting

)

Zalzidrax · Post by **Zalzidrax** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:35 pm

Ilike argonians. Perfect for running around and poking people with pointy sticks. And turning invisible. And teleporting away. All around good times...

groza528 · Post by **groza528** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:05 pm

EDIT: *Kicks Shinobi in the balls* HA HA HA!! Works every time! *runs away*

Meh, not so much when you're dealing with reptiles.

My current character is a black panther (mod by Alienslof; dark-furred non-beast khajiit). Started as a breton until I changed by console, to avoid having to start over. I like the bretons and bosmer because they're pretty good for nightblades, my favourite class.

Artemis Entreri · Post by **Artemis Entreri** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:59 pm

Since i love a lot of races, i'll do this.....
Fighter: Orc/Nord( they are the same except ones green)
Thief: Dark Elf
Mage: Breton or Dark Elf
Overall: Breton

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:07 pm

I don't like the Dunmer for a few factors.
First of all, the Ashlands suck. Who wants to run around in a giant dust field all day.
Second, they're stupid. Who would be stupid enough to start worshipping three people who somehow mysteriously attain godhood, even AFTER Azura bitchslaps them for being idiots and turns them gray with red eyes. Morons.
Third, they all moan about how some "great alliance" repelled the Nord invasion. Psh, yeah right. The Nords left because they saw how much the Ashlands sucked and that they would have to live in dead bugs and mushrooms, so they said "fuck this place, let's go back to Skyrim and headbutt bears". Do you see any Dunmer going around headbutting bears? NO! Why? Because there are no bears in Morrowind, duh. But if there were, the bears would totally devour all the Dunmer.
Yeah, and you know why the Dunmer have to enslave the Khajiit and Argonians to do their manual labor? Because Dunmer are pansy emo bitches who couldn't do manual labor to save their lives.
"Oooh, my skin is gray, my eyes are red, I'm so ashamed of myself, but I still worship the three who put me in this spot. I live in fungus and rely on reptiles and felines to do my farming becase I'm too worried about breaking my fragile little bones."
Wimps.

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:09 pm

My Dexter, you sure do have an attitude for a video game.

My favorite... Argonians, I don't know why.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:13 pm

CommonsNat wrote:My Dexter, you sure do have an attitude for a video game.

Never ever take anything I say seriously. Including this.

Starcrunch · Post by **Starcrunch** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:18 pm

Dexter wrote: Third, they all moan about how some "great alliance" repelled the Nord invasion. Psh, yeah right. The Nords left because they saw how much the Ashlands sucked and that they would have to live in dead bugs and mushrooms, so they said "fuck this place, let's go back to Skyrim and headbutt bears".

Are you sure? I always assumed the Nords left because they kept loosing their pants to the scheming Dunmer witches...

-Starcrunch

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:21 pm

That's Tribunal propoganda. Real Nords prefer to strut around in the nude. That's why none of the naked Nords want to get their clothes back.

Stumpytheguar · Post by **Stumpytheguar** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:26 pm

Argonians have no problem strutting about nude either. They're way too cool to care. And if they ever need armor, they rip apart something with their claws and sew it together. Voila, problem solved.

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:48 pm

Yah, they're even stong enough to rip a tail-hole in Daedric armor!

PaulShin · Post by **PaulShin** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:03 am

That text about Dunmer owns, simply owns. Only Dunmer I really like and which impresses me is Divayth Fyr, others are jerks

arturs · Post by **arturs** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:22 am

Argh, I hate both beast races and their stupid tailholes. I love Dunmer and Altmer because they are smart enough to not to do all the work themselves and they make cool mages. Oh and I hate Bretons and the Imperials, because they took over Morrowind.

Stumpytheguar · Post by **Stumpytheguar** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:56 am

I hate bretons because they complain about blue plates...

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:40 pm

Dexter wrote:I don't like the Dunmer for a few factors.
First of all, the Ashlands suck. Who wants to run around in a giant dust field all day.
Second, they're stupid. Who would be stupid enough to start worshipping three people who somehow mysteriously attain godhood, even AFTER Azura bitchslaps them for being idiots and turns them gray with red eyes. Morons.
Third, they all moan about how some "great alliance" repelled the Nord invasion. Psh, yeah right. The Nords left because they saw how much the Ashlands sucked and that they would have to live in dead bugs and mushrooms, so they said "fuck this place, let's go back to Skyrim and headbutt bears". Do you see any Dunmer going around headbutting bears? NO! Why? Because there are no bears in Morrowind, duh. But if there were, the bears would totally devour all the Dunmer.
Yeah, and you know why the Dunmer have to enslave the Khajiit and Argonians to do their manual labor? Because Dunmer are pansy emo bitches who couldn't do manual labor to save their lives.
"Oooh, my skin is gray, my eyes are red, I'm so ashamed of myself, but I still worship the three who put me in this spot. I live in fungus and rely on reptiles and felines to do my farming becase I'm too worried about breaking my fragile little bones."
Wimps.

Firstly: The ashlands do suck, i agree but thats why so many dunmers live in cities now. Also, people stay in the ashlands because they like the old ways of living. And they dont just run around in it, its just a way of life. Besides I see few other places to stay on vvardenfell! and they certainly can't leave - not enough money.
Secondly: They worship the tribunal because they are dunmer too and they dont wanna worship some lizard God or whatever, also, the are obviously too stuborn to admit that their religion sucks (yes i agree, it sucks). And they only want their people to lead them. And also, the tribunal used the tools because they wanted to use their powers to create a better world for their people, the dunmer like this, they like to know that their Gods care for them.
Thirdly: Meh, can't argue with the first part, need more knowledge, but they use slaves because they think they are better than everyone else, they arent weak and they certainly arent wimps! Some of the strongest ever people were Dunmer, some of the bravest and some of the generally best people. Like Moraelyn. He was one of the greatest leaders of all time IMO.

heh, so thats my blab bit done!

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:19 am

Definitly Nords. They just rule. They were the first humans to take over Tamriel, fighting against the super-powerful (but really damn arrogant and stupid) Altmers and beat them. Well, the lost their empire again later on. Probably were too drunk. But hell, that's the great thing about them. They are closer to nature, speak their mind and they like to drink and fight. What else do you want? They just make great buddies, right? And I also like where they live. Always hated the heat and warm lands. I like it cold and snowy. So, Skyrim is just the right place for me to live.

What about the other races? Altmer and Dunmer are arrogant bastards who think they are better than anyone. Imperials think they are really smart and honorable, but in fact they are just corrupt and slimy. Bretons aren't much better. Bosmer are stupid tree-inhabitants who make idiotic comments. Argonians and Khajit are somewhat cool, but they should get into some language-school.

The only ones who could really stand up to Nords are Orcs and that is why they are my second-favourite race. They look ugly, but aren't really evil. But the other races, stupid as they are, always persecuted them. Orcs are good fighters and somewhat similar to Nords in their aditude.

And I make an exception for Redguards. They aren't that bad either. Not as good as Orcs and Nords, but better than the others, who are just all abbysmal.

So, Nords, Orcs and Redguards unite! Conquer the others, they deserve it.

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