Whats your favorite race and why?

Nomadic1 · Post by **Nomadic1** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:00 am

The Dunmer are the best. All round ass-kicking machines. They gave the Nords a good old-fashioned thrashing and they did such a good job, the Nords have never tried to invade Morrowind again

The Nords are just so stupid and annoying. The Argonians are my second favourites, just because they are the most interesting.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:36 am

This is such an argument that if you guys where state governors, you would start the WW 3 just for the sake of Nords and Dunmer.
Dexter on the front line waving a flag and a nordic battle axe; *CHAAAAAAARGE*

Massalinie (on the other side of the field) wielding a silver longsword; *DIE N'WAH*

Anyone cares to bet?

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:13 pm

Massalinie would win because she'd have my uber demi-god level-55 Dunmer on her side. Let's see what you can do against someone with 125 strength (corprus) hunter's amulet of strength equipped, trueflame, full royal guard armor (rating=160). I split nord skulls in two.

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:13 pm

YOUR SILVER CRAPSWORD IS NO MATCH FOR ME!!!!

EDIT: ooops, that was rude...

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:20 pm

cant we all just get along

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:36 pm

ook, sorry im spamming a bit now arnet I? hmm sorry, and also, we are getting along, its just a bit of fun Macar.

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:50 pm

Ab-ra-Mul grabs a spear, and starts smacking Dunmer-lovers with it.

racist scum

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:52 pm

shuttup you! Ur being racist urself, against Dunmers! Evr think of that? eh? eh? did ya? eh? NO??? I didn't think so.

PaulShin · Post by **PaulShin** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:14 pm

Whoa it seems this thread should be locked and burned in depts of hell 'cause it starts wars between members :p No really people, relax a bit...

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:56 pm

Nords lost their first empire because they got bored with it, duh. Nords love to fight. How are they gonna get into fights all the time if they rule the world? It's much more fun to have a huge army to fight against. That's another reason why they left Morrowind. And the food too. Morrowind food sucks.
And I agree with Darnoc. Orcs and Redguards are undeniably cool. Orcs because they are essentially Nords with green skin, and Redguards because they are pirates. Remember the TR Pirate Clan? No, of course you don't. But it rocked. And there were NO Dunmer in the TR Pirate Clan.

Stalker · Post by **Stalker** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:37 pm

Abramul wrote:Ab-ra-Mul grabs a spear, and starts smacking Dunmer-lovers with it.

racist scum

Statement: This opinion will lead ST-10-AL-15-KR unit into executing extended diplomacy protocol and getting rid of all ununderstandings between sides.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:48 pm

Massalinie wrote:ook, sorry im spamming a bit now arnet I? hmm sorry, and also, we are getting along, its just a bit of fun Macar.

Forgive my narowness of mind, *bows humbly before the whole forum*, but this thread is all about spamming.
Here we're getting to relax after a tiring day.

Massalinie, leave none alive.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:57 pm

I think the dwemer are the coolest. To bad they vanished. I love the way theyre like babylonians crossed with mecha dudes from the future, crossed with elves. Can I fight with you guys too?

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:01 pm

Feel free to join the brawl!
Dwemers are the Medieval-Third Tamrielic Era-Techno Freak-Ultra Short-Cyborgs, I guess you'd call them.
They're nothing like the dwarves in other RPGs though.
They're a totally new breed and I find it a bit confusing.

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:54 pm

I have reached the conclusion that the Nordic Frost Immunity is a result of uber-high blood-achohol levels. Nords are silly, I like Nords

The Temple Dunmer, though, are booorring. They have no idea of how to have fun, all they have for entertainment is Tribunal-approved 'liturature' and fishing poles. And what are those gonna catch, slaughterfish? I can catch them with a warhammer, for Azura's sake! And take a look at their clothes, compared to the Ashlander's clothes. Ashlanders win that no hands down!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:58 pm

the flamer...er i mean falmer hehehe yeah ever thought they aren't playable veiwable or even proven to exsit there the coolest

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:17 pm

El Scumbago wrote:Feel free to join the brawl!
Dwemers are the Medieval-Third Tamrielic Era-Techno Freak-Ultra Short-Cyborgs, I guess you'd call them.
They're nothing like the dwarves in other RPGs though.
They're a totally new breed and I find it a bit confusing.

You could basically describe them as a breed of elves, instead of the usual type.

Abramul wrote:I have reached the conclusion that the Nordic Frost Immunity is a result of uber-high blood-achohol levels. Nords are silly, I like Nords

Nordic Frost Immunity? That could be caused by any number of things. Two reason could be that:
(1) They're used to cold.
or
(2) Magic.

Abramul wrote:The Temple Dunmer, though, are booorring. They have no idea of how to have fun, all they have for entertainment is Tribunal-approved 'liturature' and fishing poles. And what are those gonna catch, slaughterfish? I can catch them with a warhammer, for Azura's sake! And take a look at their clothes, compared to the Ashlander's clothes. Ashlanders win that no hands down!

Spelled "liturature" wrong. Sorry, just felt like pointing that out

. Anywas, you just gave me an idea for a quest idea. Thx.

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:37 pm

I meant the Immune to Frost racial ability that Nords have...

And my spelling is normally perfect, surprised I missed that.

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:40 pm

That's what I was talking about.

BTW, I was just messing around with the spelling thing.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:33 am

They're nothing like the dwarves in other RPGs though.
They're a totally new breed and I find it a bit confusing

But that's what makes them so cool! What could be cooler than elvin babylonian steampunks? It's so refreshing to see fantasy that dosent resort to cloneing Tolkein and European Myth. The Babylonians are sorely underused!

Feel free to join the brawl!

Alright! *jumps into big, dwemer, walking battle-tank* Now if I could just figure out how to work this thing...

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:51 am

HELLOO!!??
Can whoever started this make it a pole please? Then we can see the actual results!

Post by **Haplo** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:15 pm

Ah. I miss the Pirate Clan, and our beloved captian. Aye.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:39 pm

Massalinie wrote:HELLOO!!??
Can whoever started this make it a pole please? Then we can see the actual results!

I think Rizzen started the war of the worlds.
It's still early to call for a vote, not many of us posted here.

Let thy battlecry sound loud and terrible over the mountains and valleys.
And all ye mortals heed the call and join the fight so that we name the greatest of races.
And after we do, let's go grab a burger 'coz I'm starving.

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:41 pm

well, if we start voting now, it will mean less hassle in the future imo, and what happened to rizzen?

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:47 pm

I've got no idea. Should I pm him and ask to make it a pole?

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:51 pm

Oh for crying out loud...
I'll make it a poll if you all promise to get back to the topic at hand.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:59 pm

Alright, this is a true battle.
Nice of you Dexter, pity the Nord lovers will be disappointed

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:07 pm

Thanx dex, sorry for going off topic

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:11 pm

grr.... no dwemer on the pole.

Vyvara Araneae · Post by **Vyvara Araneae** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:25 pm

I was honestly hoping this would not turn into a poll. Despite this, I have added "Dwemer" to the listing.

As Dexter stated, please remember to stay on topic here. Admittedly, I was dangerously close to locking this thread due to the spam content.

*passes out cookies and promptly exists*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:56 pm

*munches greedily on cookie and flees*

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:41 am

thanks for tuning into poll

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