What would you do if you lived on Nirn

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:08 pm

what would you do if you were sent to Nirn right now i mean like your typeing and the next second you siting on the floor in the middle of mournhold. i would ask for a job at a near by book store and live there work to make ends meat. Oh and don't say "i would kill bad guy ass" cause most of you could not hold a sword.

Sload · Post by **Sload** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:25 pm

You only misspelled "typing" and "nearby" though it's technically "ends meet." I'm impressed.

Anyways, I would take the shiny keychain in my pocket and trade it for some flin. I've always wanted to try that.

Nomadic1 · Post by **Nomadic1** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:38 pm

I'd join the Mages' and Fighters' Guilds, learn how to fight and do magic and so forth, then escort people from Place A to Place B for a living. Get outside and enjoy the sunshine, I would.

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:42 pm

littlebros wrote:Oh and don't say "i would kill bad guy ass" cause most of you could not hold a sword.

True that most of us couldn't be the real deal hero, but I lift Sledge hammers and Pic-axes with ease, and I've lifted a real sword and swung it around easily. Granted that it was only a long-sword, no broad sword, but the heaviest of real swords are no more then, oh, say, 30 lbs. On average, they were only 10-15 lbs.

Anyways, I would join the Fighters guild, take the stuf from the chests in every guild, Join the Mages guild, do the same, sell it to Creeper in Caldera to get the money, then buy some decent light-armor, a shield, and a mace or morning-star. I would then learn to fight, do my jobs in the guilds, use every bit of money on training, unless I needed food (of course), and try to work my way up in the guild ranks. However, once I got enough magic training, I would join a Dunmer Noble House. Either Indoril or Telvanni. This is because I frankly have the greatest respect and awe of these two houses. I would try to make my way to being a high rank in that house and all the guilds except for thieves, because, lets face it, it would be just wrong. I would probably join house Indoril, and abstain from any crimes. I'd avoid vampires at all costs. As I went on, I'd probably advance to long-sword and heavy or medium armor. Point being, I'd do everything to advance myself, but also, try to stay out of Histories way. And when I've grown old and have sons and daughters, I will write and teach and help the future generations, without some prophecy to help me be great either.

Adding question to origion topic: What race would you be if you could choose?

I would be a Nord/Dunmer half-breed, but very devout to my Dunmer Heritage.

Second Question to add: What Religion?

I'd probably have to go with Azura and the Imperial Cult. Tribunal Temple would only be for the benifits.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:50 pm

Wrestle bears and pork some fine Redguard bitches. Aaaaw yeah.
*Shaft theme plays in background*
No, seriously. If somehow I was in Morrowind, I'd leave without looking back and go to Hammerfell. Since I am already an excellent wrestler, I would work for a Redguard fighting master, learning Redguard martial arts.
Then, I'd go to Rihad and join the Bane, the local arena fighter's group, and market myself as an unarmed fighter, since I have no clue how to use any weapon.
I'd beat the absolute fuck out of about a dozen or so opponents, get huge winnings, and then retire from arena fighting. Using my cash, I'd go to Cyrodiil City, and open a high-class resturant in a fancy neighborhood. Then I'd spend the rest of my days spitting in the food of the nobles and charging them out the colon for it.

Xui'al · Post by **Xui'al** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:34 pm

Well, I would arrive in Nirn. Then the first Kwama Forager would splatter my guts all over, or the scroll of Windwalker (??) would crash me into something. It would be brief, and hopefully painless.

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:38 pm

Xui'al wrote:Well, I would arrive in Nirn. Then the first Kwama Forager would splatter my guts all over, or the scroll of Windwalker (??) would crash me into something. It would be brief, and hopefully painless.

Just make yourself a servant, and problem solved. Hope you have a good master. Second, consider that in real life, an animal that size would only be dangerous on account of toxins. You could chop it easily, unlike in the game.

Negrodomous · Post by **Negrodomous** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:37 am

After a couple days of having fun, I'd go to a mage and try to be sent back.

Abramul · Post by **Abramul** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:28 am

I'd rig Mournhold with electric lights, and get a nice bit of money from Helseth for it. Then I'd start buying slaves, and letting them go free.

Stalker · Post by **Stalker** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:54 am

Guess

Seriously I would have started to study Dwemer. Becasue I already know where Yagrum is I would have tried to get to Corprusarium and talk with Yagrum.

Uldar · Post by **Uldar** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:39 am

I would ply my trade as a Bard. Traveling the country side playing local inns for a nights stay, a warm meal, and hopefully enough to fund my travels to the next village. Seems the ideal life.

Of course, if I were not making enough in the entertainment business, I would likely resort to thievery. Not outright mugging or pickpocketing, more like the breaking and entering into merchant's shops, noble's houses, temples or the Guilds in the wee hours of the night. And of course there is the tomb raids and the Daedric and Dwemer ruins to plunder.

Once I had enough funds stashed away, I'd likely have to join the Mages Guild (ending all raids of their guild halls) so that I might gain some skill in the uses of magicka. I doubt I would rise high in the ranks as I wouldn't devote much time there, just enough to get the rudimentary skills to keep myself alive and hidden when necessary.

Graff · Post by **Graff** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:50 am

I would make myself useful in Raven Rock, enjoy the sight of the Glacier, get drunk on mead, and fight Ricklings barefist. I think I'd actually like being a smith, with me being good with my hands, and having a good aesthetic side.

Kasan Moor · Post by **Kasan Moor** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:00 am

I would devote my life to the temple. I hate religions, but I want to meet Vivec.

Lord Elias · Post by **Lord Elias** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:06 am

I d join Telvani,study magic for some time,than make tower of my own,and then,when I am powerfull enough,I'd go and try to find Numidium.And,when I find it,I'd conquer all of Tamriel.After that,I d make myself god,and immortal,and id try to go to Oblivion,and kill all the gods,leaving me as only uber entity.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:49 am

I would join the Imperial Cult and travel the world healing people and spreading literacy.

One of the more charitable ways to help folk.

Of course I would train in using that crook of mine as a weapon...

andreas of austevoll · Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:58 am

ÃƒÂ would have settled down in the Ascadian isles and become a farmer and have a guar.

Stumpytheguar · Post by **Stumpytheguar** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:22 pm

I'd become a combat alchemist, demonstrate my power my obliterating Vivec's face in front of the High Fane, and then proceed to rule the world with an iron fist. Wealth, honor and rape here I come!

And have a pet guar.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:30 pm

I'd join the Thieves guild, learn the basics of stealth and backstabing, and given I would gain some good cash using these skills, I'd head to Suran and buy the Earhtly Delights.
As the owner, I would expand my business to every corner of Morrowind and get lots of money from sex starved Nords who can't get themselves a girl just because they look like monkeys with long hair.
Needless to say I would be a Dunmer of no religion.
Oh well, maybe I could be loyal to Zenithar (the god of trade).

And I'd live happily ever after *fairytale ending theme*...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:39 pm

oh everyones is so cool i want to change mine. I would work at a bookstore to make enough money to go to the imperal provances main city and work in the palace with the empriel. I would read in my spare time. Also you all know in real life when you die your dead, so when you say 'i'll kill vivec' your really saying 'i'll try and kill vivec and die' your not the nevor. your you, you a human who most think is imperal at the age of what-ever. not a staint reborn into someones body. now that were over that....
(i did this all with out spell check)

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:06 pm

Big dreams you guys have. Mine is simple. I would settle down somewhere in Skyrim as a smith. Find me a beautiful Nord woman to take as a wife. I'm no all-out hero, but I can actually use a sword, so I think I would be okay. Simple dreams.

Lady Nerevar · Post by **Lady Nerevar** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:47 pm

my my...does our rank in tr have any afect at all on who we are in nirn? if yes, than i would ofcourse be the duches of a city whith vegor...other then that, i would probebly go on some archeological digs around ruins....and alot of other stuf too....i would probebly also travel around meeting all kinds of historic peoples...i wan sleep whith an elf....did i just say that outloud?

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:58 pm

I'd find some prophecy to fulfill, or if there were none, then make one! I'd start a new religion, I have no idea what; I must study up on my religion lore.

Eventually I'd join the Twin Lamps and liberate the slaves of Morrowind and anywhere else.

Of course I'd be a man, and I'd be the only human there, or did you mean if we were a Morrowind species? If so, it wouldn't matter.

After liberating Morrowind's slaves, I'd go about doing hero stuff...

Sniper4 · Post by **Sniper4** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:03 pm

I would:

-Become a good archer (I am half decent in RL)

-Study at the Guild of Mages, and eventually become an alchemist

-Find a young Dunmer woman (we all know what they are like

)

-In my free time, when I am not doing alchemy, I would travel the country side in search of ingredients and do some free-lance adventuring.

Annon · Post by **Annon** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:46 pm

I would copy all the stuff einstein, newton and a lot of other scientist did (atleast the things I knows about) and publish it.

Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:56 pm

Paper clips. Yes, that's what I'd do. I'd bring to the people of Nirn the invention of the paper clip. And than I would be the princess of the land.

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:16 pm

After a sex change of course Cjad. I had thought that this thread was if you were born and raised in Nirn, but I guess it doesn't matter.

Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:21 pm

You would be suprised by the awesome power of the paper clip if it was the ONLY manipulative object you had for hours on end. It's amazing the things you can do with something so simply when empty time is all you have.

Jacurutu · Post by **Jacurutu** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:45 pm

Step 1) Open console
Step 2) Type "player->tgm"
Step 3) Slaughter
Step 4) Nap (having gained a level from my time slaughtering)
Step 5) Open an aggressively expanding chain of fast food restaurants

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:33 pm

Jacurutu wrote:Step 1) Open console
Step 2) Type "player->tgm"
Step 3) Slaughter
Step 4) Nap (having gained a level from my time slaughtering)
Step 5) Open an aggressively expanding chain of fast food restaurants

I'm sure this is followed by you starting a cult, Dexter ramming a dwemer object into some important Dark elvin noble on Nirn international news, and Sniper preposing to Yinnie.

J.K.

8)

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:35 pm

CommonsNat wrote:After a sex change of course Cjad.

First, you start with a claymore...

Lady Nerevar · Post by **Lady Nerevar** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:35 pm

i thought we were the only rl persom in nirn...if the rest of tr is there too, that changes some things...

<- oui cruimt ghuf fryd dryd sayhc...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:39 pm

no your the only person real in Nirn and your the same race as in the real world. And you have the same age and skill as real life. Oh and you can't use magic. haha bet that hurt

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:45 pm

Aw, that's no fair! You can learn magic in Nirn, you don't have to be born with it.

Then we'd all be human, though everyone would call us Imperial or Nord.

Amrod · Post by **Amrod** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:46 pm

CommonsNat wrote:Aw, that's no fair! You can learn magic in Nirn, you don't have to be born with it. Then we'd all be human, though everyone would call us Imperial or Nord.

You forgot britons and redguards

.

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:51 pm

Amrod the Bard wrote:You forgot britons and redguards .

Oh, yes, and Redguard... But why Breton? Aren't Breton a man-mer breed?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:56 pm

oh yeah well one of those human races. The reason you can't learn magic is because you wear born in a world wear magic does not exsit. Just cause you go to a world wear magic does exsit does not mean you can use magic. Those you can use skrolls and magic wepons.

Amrod · Post by **Amrod** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:02 pm

littlebros wrote:oh yeah well one of those human races. The reason you can't learn magic is because you wear born in a world wear magic does not exsit. Just cause you go to a world wear magic does exsit does not mean you can use magic. Those you can use skrolls and magic wepons.

We can not learn magick, because there is no source for us to draw power from, however in nirn there is. So yes, we could learn to use magick.

Zalzidrax · Post by **Zalzidrax** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:06 pm

I would be busy trying to crossbreed creatures to make an army of supermonster so I could take over some island nobody wants and sit around playing cards with my supermonsters and drinking whatever the tamriel equivalents of tequila and margaritas are.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:07 pm

ok fine what-ever you win happy. It don't matter all that much but what-ever. thought i will most likey be hard to learn magic. like teaching a nord to do magic. a retard nord.

Lud · Post by **Lud** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:19 pm

Start Tamriel's first tabloid newspaper

"Vivec and Almalexia in holiday shocker!"

"At home with Helseth"

Tamriel Rebuilt

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