What would you do if you lived on Nirn

Vernon · Post by **Vernon** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:43 pm

Ludovic wrote:Start Tamriel's first tabloid newspaper

"Vivec and Almalexia in holiday shocker!"

"At home with Helseth"

haha that's great.
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Unimud · Post by **Unimud** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:53 pm

Wow, I'm in Mournhold... Eh, is that a fabricant?

*Screams and runs around until put in the prison moon and breaking out and being killed by Berel Sala.*

Really I'd be a maid until I earn enough money for a decent house/hut-thingy and start writing books. Then I would become a biologist or go mad.

Oh, I'd also like to have a lot of spray paint with me. I think Morrowind needs to see my name on buildings... several times.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:19 pm

Ludovic wrote:
"Vivec and Almalexia in holiday shocker!"

Oh dear lord...think of the children...
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Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Sun May 01, 2005 1:21 am

littlebros wrote:ok fine what-ever you win happy. It don't matter all that much but what-ever. thought i will most likey be hard to learn magic. like teaching a nord to do magic. a retard nord.

Ahem? How would you like it if I kick your can?

j/k

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:44 am

I would definately join the mages guild - or at least study there until I was experienced enough. I wourked out that (if I was born on nirn) I was born under the sign of the attronach (natural sorcerer - the firmament) and also, I'd really like to know how to use magic. That would be so cool........

ShoGun · Post by **ShoGun** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:54 pm

Maybe I'm a bit late. But here's what I would like to do.

I would like to travel through all of Tamriel, visit Cyrodiil and perhaps even visit the evil snake island

I would do simple chores for shelter and food, then keep on walking to the next house or village I can find

And ofcourse a pet baby guar named Chubby.

Dres · Post by **Dres** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:15 pm

I would kill the king and take is place then train so much that ill become the strongest person of cyrodiil,no, the strongest person of nirn and i would gatter the strongest artifact of all nirn to destroy evryone and revive the dwemer (if they are really dead) so they can make a space machine then i would go in space and conquer the space hehe

Saibot · Post by **Saibot** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:33 pm

At first I would panic, I'm talkin TOTALLY FREAK OUT!
Odds are I'd piss my pants on the spot.
But then when the shock passes a few months later. I'll make an axe out of tooth picks I had in my pocket, and go find out how tough those Ogrim really are.

Asylum · Post by **Asylum** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:01 am

Learn the language, then learn how to make weapons and armor. go to some large city and open up my weapon and armor shop.

i'd be studying the 6st house in mt spare time
and i'd take a couple of wives

Dres · Post by **Dres** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:42 am

i like wut yu would do asylum

Thrignar Fraxix · Post by **Thrignar Fraxix** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:30 am

gradually I would build my power through training, getting more and more powerful, then I would use my amassed fortune (I would raid ruins once I would be able to Survive) to breed a superguar, and use them to take over the world.

Saibot · Post by **Saibot** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:08 am

Oh come on! You guys can't honestly say that if you were just suddenly transported to another world while sitting at your computer, you would'nt be even the least bit freaked out.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:23 am

Saibot wrote:At first I would panic, I'm talkin TOTALLY FREAK OUT!
Odds are I'd piss my pants on the spot.
But then when the shock passes a few months later. I'll make an axe out of tooth picks I had in my pocket, and go find out how tough those Ogrim really are.

First off, yes i would be scared, but it would be pointless to post that, second by 'find out of strong orrims are' you mean 'die' right? cause in RL if you stab someone in the chest they die, and if a monster brings it 5000 pound fist down on your head while your trying to kill it with a toothpick, you die to. you have to take into account that up to your current age you where in a safe world, while in the morrowind world kids are raise in a world where it is tough to survie, the 'streigh' you have now would MAYBE let you win a fight with a level 1 person, if your lucky. SO yeah....keep that in mind

Saibot · Post by **Saibot** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:42 am

Yeah when I say I'll find out how tough Ogrims are, I'll probably die. But like that would really matter. It seems to me that no matter what you do in Nirn something or someone will kill you eventually. Also, I'm not sure I would want to live, to be honest I don't think I could last very long without a working computer and a microwave.

Gez · Post by **Gez** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:14 pm

I would be a stark-raving madman, teaching nonsensical things such as "stars are actually distant suns around which other worlds revolves" and "all things attract each others according to their mass and the inverse of the square of the distance between them" and "khajiit do not exist, because they are a biological impossibility".

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:11 pm

I get the first two of course, but explain this thing about the Khajit?

Gez · Post by **Gez** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:20 pm

Their morphology depends on the lunar phases when they're born. There are a lot of khajiit aspects, but they're all the same race, so any aspect can give birth to any aspect. It doesn't make much sense. If at least it depended on something like what diet they're given (like bees or ants), it could be rationalized... But lunar phases?

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:21 am

Granted we are talking about a world with a pantheon of 36+ gods (Aedra, Daedra, + Others), a world where elves kill each-other violently instead of prance around, and where a man can use a scroll to jump up high enough to kill himself. So I don't see how Lunar phases are really an issue. But it would be funny to see you running and ranting those things.

sxotty · Post by **sxotty** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:57 pm

I would definitely go get some pearls from the ocean. The stupid fish they have there have tiny teeth and are all fubared so I wouldn't be too worried. Of course I guess the druegh would be a problem.
Then I would join the fighters guild to learn how to fight decently and the mages guild. After earning some money I would get some property and then build a wall and start a house.

Then I would go knock out creeper and steal all his merchandise he would have accumulated

Mr. Sorry of Balmora · Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:20 pm

i would spend mst of my dayes earning money till i had over 300000000000000000 gold then id start a city right inthe middle of summerset isle a floting ile id call earth. it would have crude modern houses, there would be a golf course a country club and more.

Silvone Elestahr · Post by **Silvone Elestahr** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:26 am

First of all, were I transported into Mournhold, I would try to apprentice myself with the local blacksmith (the one who does the custom armor). Considering I never play Tribunal...that quest wouldn't be done anyway.

Having apprenticed myself to him, I would do what I could to learn whatever I could about the trade. Soon enough I would take my leave, any money I may have earned, and I nice set of medium armor. From there I would travel throughout Morrowind until I happened to be ambushed by some embarressingly weak creature and get myself killed. If I happen to live long enough to enjoy my travels throughout all of Morrowind mainland as well as Vvardenfell, I would settle in either Almalexia or Old Ebonheart and write about my travels: what I've seen, what I think of what I've seen, and how none of it makes sense with what I know...

Perhaps I will study the dwemer as well, and perhaps attempt to imitate what they have done using modern day knowledge and make myself known as a genius (except for the fact that I have no electrical experience whatsoever...)

Perhaps, if things go awry and I have no money, I would join either the Fighters Guild or the Guild of Mages.

If I live long enough after all of that, I will head straight to the capitol of Cryodiil(however you spell it). I would love to see that city!