The worst movie ever...

Upsilon · Post by **Upsilon** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:22 pm

For you, what movie is the worst OF ALL TIME?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:39 pm

Thats a very tough one.
I would have to pick between Pearl Harbor or Titanic.

Starcrunch · Post by **Starcrunch** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:22 am

Blockbuster Movie? Battlefield Earth
Low Budget? Jack Frost

Jack Frost features some of my favorite movie science of all time...it has such choice concepts as the DNA of water.

-Starcrunch

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:29 am

Queen of the Damned.

Stumpytheguar · Post by **Stumpytheguar** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:47 am

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

I didn't even pay to see it and I demanded a refund.

Jacurutu · Post by **Jacurutu** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:13 am

I don't even know what the movie was called, but it was some old kung-fu movie. In one of the fight scenes, a guy gets hit with a rope (yes, that's right, a rope) and goes flying backwards, slamming into a tree . . . *shudders at the memory*

Negrodomous · Post by **Negrodomous** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:20 am

There was this stupid movie they made us watch in school last year about an anorexic ballorina... *shudders*

Vernon · Post by **Vernon** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:46 am

A.I.

If you liked that, you were probably bashed around the head as a child.

presh · Post by **presh** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:57 am

Godzilla. That was hideous.

Edit - I mean the new one, not the classic japanese one.

andreas of austevoll · Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:22 am

The Wolves clane.
4 hours with boring things I didn`t understand at all

Timito · Post by **Timito** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:51 am

xXx (triple X) with Vin Diesel, booooooooooring shit...

Eraser · Post by **Eraser** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:18 am

xXx wasn't that bad. I've seen such worse that looks good in comparison.

the matrix:revolutions, has to be one of the worst. and pretty much anything my mother finds on the tv guide and suggests watching, forgot most of their names.

Alot of really bad movies, I turn into comedies, making jokes about everything in the movie.

Remembered another one, a stephen segal(sp?) movie "out for a kill" just plain bad.

Arthmodeus · Post by **Arthmodeus** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:28 am

Post Impact: It was laughably bad.

For theatrical films: Deep Blue Sea

Xui'al · Post by **Xui'al** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:24 pm

Star Trek V. That was the worst film ever. It should be removed from canon! It was just so cheesy and "non-startrekky" and it was so bad.

Unimud · Post by **Unimud** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:29 pm

the last two Matrix films. No plot at all.

I really liked the first one though.

deathmastersnitch · Post by **deathmastersnitch** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:50 pm

yes i realy hate resident evil apocalipse

i mean talk about making a mockary of all things good and sacred and to put a feeling confused nemesis and 2 completely slutty main characters just defiled the whole series, im sorry but i dont want to watch or play anything to do with resi again.

oh and i also hate terminator 3 i was angred that my freind was 14 the day we watched for his bday, it completely messed up and made 1 and 2 pointless you might as well of killed sarah conner in number 2 and let the god dam world end there talk about ashameing james camerones legacy it was bull shite

Jacurutu · Post by **Jacurutu** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:57 pm

xXx (triple X) with Vin Diesel, booooooooooring shit...

Vin Diesel looks like a giant circumsized penis. It is castrated and wanders around making bad movies from time to time.

Thrignar Fraxix · Post by **Thrignar Fraxix** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:02 pm

There was this stupid movie they made us watch in school last year about an anorexic ballorina... *shudders

We watched that movie in one of my classes too. did it star the pink power ranger. (or is there an overabundance of anorexic balerina movies)

Hmmmm... worst movie...

Balto 2 I loved the first movie as a kid, it told a good story (that was based on a true one), I walked into a room and I see my little sister watching some movie that is supposed to be a sequal! (I hate unneccesary sequals)

Sload · Post by **Sload** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:19 pm

Roll of Thunder, Hear my Cry. If you like the book, you'll hate the movie. If you hate the book, you'll hate the movie. If you've never read the book, you'll hate the movie. If you are blind, deaf, mute, in a coma, and have never learned English, you'll hate the movie.

A.I. was bad, as was Revolutions. I think they did Zion pretty good though.

Terminator III was pretty good. There was a message in their ultimate defeat, one you might not have the capacity to see. Besides, they win in 30 years anyways. (Also, Terminator I was not about stopping Judgement, it was keeping that woman alive)

Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Sun May 01, 2005 1:13 am

I have to agree with pretty much everyone's comments here. Bad movies.

Now, while I wasn't a fan of the first one, but Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle tops the cake on Movie Sequels that make fun of their originals. Seriously if you watch this movie after watching the original, you'll agree. The ENTIRE second movie LITERALLY (literally, it literally does) make fun of the original movie. It's so terrible, I gagged. Physically. I watched it and gagged. And, as an Irishman, I also felt frustratingly embarresed by the male antagonist of the "plot".

Worse, John Cleese was in it. I mean, they must have put a gun to his head to make him stoop from the highest reigns of comedy to participate in this mindless expedition of a laughingly sick satirical performance.

*gags again*

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Mon May 02, 2005 4:34 pm

Jacurutu wrote:
xXx (triple X) with Vin Diesel, booooooooooring shit...
Vin Diesel looks like a giant circumsized penis. It is castrated and wanders around making bad movies from time to time.

Vernon wrote:A.I.

If you liked that, you were probably bashed around the head as a child.

You don't have to rub it in!

Anyways, for me, it is an ancient sci-fi, cast into the hellish depths of the 1960s, called "Monos, that Hands of Fate".

4 @#$%ing hours of non stop black and white shitty boredom. And the first 40 minutes, the characters are just announcing their own names. Pure @#$%ing shit.

Upsilon · Post by **Upsilon** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:53 pm

I forgot to add my most hated movie and it is 28 days laters. What a mess...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:10 am

Upsilon wrote:I forgot to add my most hated movie and it is 28 days laters. What a mess...

I love that film, though it loses it effect as it goes out of england. Anyone who has been to london will find that first ibt daaaaaaaamn creepy.

wishmaster · Post by **wishmaster** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:12 pm

"SVIDD NEGER"!!!

It can't be ANY movie WORSE than this one. Believe me.

http://www.nfi.no/english/norwegianfilms/show.html?id=74

It isn't a rasistic movie, if you think of that, since the name means "Burnt Negro". It's just stupid north-norwegian humour.

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:38 pm

the worst movie is easily Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.....two hours of my life gone and wasted

Eraser · Post by **Eraser** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:25 am

seeing 3 minutes of charlies angels full throttle was enough to know it was one of the worst.

I'd like to add freddy vs jason to worst movies. just so bad, poorly acted and over exaggerated that it borders on funny.

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