Ok guys, you will now face the most insane thing you ever faced. I'm gonna start the story and you will be completing it post after post, ok? The only rule is that it must not make sense, and it's supposed to be funny...
EXAMPLE : POST1 : JIMMY WAS WONDERING WHAT BASEBALL BAT HE COULD BUY...
POST2 : WHEN SUDDENTLY A MONSTER TRUCK APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND TRAMPLED HIM VIGOUROUSLY...
Ok, so now, let me introduce... the first POST!!!
Alexandru was a good boy, he had never stolen any monuments nor spit on any belugas...
'What if man is not really a scoundrel - man in general, I mean, the whole race of mankind - then all the rest is prejudice, simply artificial terrors and there are no barriers and it's all as it should be.'
And proceeded to turn into a fish, or more percisely, a large slightly orange pike. This was not a problem as...
In the 550's Byzantine Generals Narses and Liberius were winning battles into their 80's. Retirement programs, though no longer including raping and pillaging, have clearly improved since.
...morphed into a pretzel (extra salt) and catapaulted all the people to safety, but forgot...
Pwn: "The term has become so ubiquitous in Internet circles that it is often used outside of gaming contexts; for example, "he just got pwned in that debate" or "the hunters pwned that bear."
make the world sing and dance! The solipsists didn't like this thought because...
In the 550's Byzantine Generals Narses and Liberius were winning battles into their 80's. Retirement programs, though no longer including raping and pillaging, have clearly improved since.
Pwn: "The term has become so ubiquitous in Internet circles that it is often used outside of gaming contexts; for example, "he just got pwned in that debate" or "the hunters pwned that bear."
Pwn: "The term has become so ubiquitous in Internet circles that it is often used outside of gaming contexts; for example, "he just got pwned in that debate" or "the hunters pwned that bear."
said, "sirwootalot had this thread Idea WAY before you, remember the "neverending story of DOOM last year?", only to be beheaded swiftly by a rampant and very ugly...
"Crashing the game is an innovative way of alerting the player that they've finished the quest, but I'm not sure that's the kind of innovation we're looking for." - Sload
...platypus with wooden toggles of +2 mammalian egg laying...
Pwn: "The term has become so ubiquitous in Internet circles that it is often used outside of gaming contexts; for example, "he just got pwned in that debate" or "the hunters pwned that bear."
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