The INSANE Story

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:07 am

and fight the gaylords of space......but got lost and ended up on mars where alot of sexy bitches.......

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:20 am

kicked his ass.......

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:25 am

with huge huge mallets of infintessimal whomping and with nifty little...

Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:11 pm

...snack machine vendors so they could both snack and...

der gottlose · Post by **der gottlose** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:55 pm

..do a little dance with...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:05 pm

God. Meanwhile, on the far side of Aldershot...

Jacurutu · Post by **Jacurutu** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:25 pm

. . . they were building a religion, a limited edition, and it was useless to resist it because it was living comfort eagle. It was a religion to the one true God, a creature named . . .

der gottlose · Post by **der gottlose** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:51 pm

...Schwerkriegsbeschadigte. He had seven noses, three...

Upsilon · Post by **Upsilon** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:15 pm

genital organs, giving him the ability to procreate at an alarming rate, five...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:59 am

owersized ears...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:03 am

and fifty.......

Cjad the Nord · Post by **Cjad the Nord** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:17 pm

spoons, from all over the world. These spoons were the key to his power, and only Alexandru knew his true...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:52 pm

...weakness was Good Water Pies baked in...

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:00 pm

a big warm pile of.....

Jacurutu · Post by **Jacurutu** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:50 pm

. . . human entrails, as seen prepared on Martha Stewart's cooking show, Bondage and Massacre, which airs on the WB on . . .

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:13 pm

september 31st. Anyway, he used these spoons for terrible things, such as...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:32 pm

deflecing legos which are nothing comepared to....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:55 pm

Gigantron immitation all-purpose meat (Like in hambugers from McDonalds) mixed with coctail sauce and scrap metal covered plums with corn and....

Nemon · Post by **Nemon** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:53 am

butter so that...

wishmaster · Post by **wishmaster** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:46 am

the insane cow could eat it. But the cow...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:47 am

spoons acid away in a blast of....

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:16 pm

projectile vomitting from the person just to the left of alexandru, who by this point was standing on a.....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:39 pm

tripod sold at...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:04 pm

"Alton Towers", according to Dark Alan. If one towel was always wet, the other was ...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:34 am

eh....uhm....dry.

wishmaster · Post by **wishmaster** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:21 am

One day, a giant, radioactive hamburger fell down from the sky. Jimmy...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:49 pm

started fighting a giant donkey for the hamburger but the donkey.....

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:19 pm

totally bitchslapped jimmy...now jimmy was fourious, he....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:12 pm

jiggled like a wacklepudding with built-in oscillator. Of course those are only available in...

Lord_Gallant · Post by **Lord_Gallant** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:18 pm

the streets of Yemen, and then, only in hot-pink. Because of this, Jimmy decides to...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:20 pm

calm his vibrations and start a game of poker with the donkey, with the hamburger as the prize. Of course...

Lord_Gallant · Post by **Lord_Gallant** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:38 pm

..everyone knows donkeys are poor poker players, so after winning the hamburger, Jimmy throws it off a cliff and..

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:05 pm

Begins to eat nuclear waste which causes him to.....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:11 pm

grow up so fast he had stretch marks from here to Tamriel. Such marks can also be seen...

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:24 pm

all across Nirn. However, the donkey hired Mike Meyers to give Alexandra (sp?) a nice big...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:15 am

face. Without it, the Third Reich may or may not have ...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:46 am

at which point a celley stick said "hey this is the in sane story so far
Alexandru was a good boy, he had never stolen any monuments nor spit on any belugas...

But Alexandru had a habit for eating crayons
andone day he confused one of those "non-toxic" crayols crayons for a petrolium based oil pastel...
And proceeded to turn into a fish, or more percisely, a large slightly orange pike. This was not a problem as...

the somnilloquatoius solonists sprouting sollilquies in the spring of somaria...

had a massive bowel movement just that day and...

then a pink killer-sheep attacked. Alexandru...

morphed into a pretzel (extra salt) and catapaulted all the people to safety, but forgot...

to change his diaper after.....
the unfortunate incident of the dog in the night...
where a large metal ardvark fell on an old man's leg thus crushing.....

a part of Alexandru's nail, acting like a massive frontal lobotomy. Unfortunatly...

a huge enormous overgrown DWARF?!?!!! came beaming out of nowhere and....
dispensed fishy sticks to the masses while...
a little mudcrab stood at the side eating.....
mutated goo wich made the mudcrab into a gigantic killer crab with the goal to...
make the world sing and dance! The solipsists didn't like this thought because...

it didn't included shouting ouuuuuuiii! So, they decided to...
BAKE...
chocolate chip cookies of massive implosion...

based upon an old dwemer recipie which included...
WALLETS...
young guar harnesses...
the pubic shavings of a necrophiliac's dead nun . .
and of course the active ingredient...
EVIL!!!!! MUHA...MUHAHA....MUHAHAHAHAMUHAHA....then
a rogue khajiit slave ..
said, "sirwootalot had this thread Idea WAY before you, remember the "neverending story of DOOM last year?", only to be beheaded swiftly by a rampant and very ugly...
platypus with wooden toggles of +2 mammalian egg laying
which, despite having a face that exploded constantly, decided not to try ...
a career in special affects. Instead he persued his dream of becoming:
a homoerotic pornography star...
swiftly rising the sticky ladder of sucess in order to reach...
the biscuits. Nice ones, with ...
a burning desire to lock this thread
and a burning in the loins
he decided to endure his burning pain. Instead, he...
got drunk and got the crazy idea of starting a gay rock band but....
Marlon Brando alexandru decided to go to the moon and..

alexander decided not to play poker with the Hippo King. However...
and fight the gaylords of space......but got lost and ended up on mars where alot of sexy bitches.......

kicked his ass.......
withsnack machine vendors so they could both snack
huge huge mallets of infintessimal whomping and
do a little dance with...
God. Meanwhile, on the far side of Aldershot...
they were building a religion, a limited edition, and it was useless to resist it because it was living comfort eagle. It was a religion to the one true God, a creature named . . .
Schwerkriegsbeschadigte. He had seven noses, three
genital organs, giving him the ability to procreate at an alarming rate, five...

owersized ears...
and fifty.......
spoons, from all over the world. These spoons were the key to his power, and only Alexandru knew his true...
weakness was Good Water Pies baked in...
a big warm pile of.....
human entrails, as seen prepared on Martha Stewart's cooking show, Bondage and Massacre, which airs on the WB
september 31st. Anyway, he used these spoons for terrible things, such as...
deflecing legos which are nothing comepared to....
Gigantron immitation all-purpose meat (Like in hambugers from McDonalds) mixed with coctail sauce and scrap metal covered plums with corn and..
butter so that...
the insane cow could eat it. But the cow...
spoons acid away in a blast of....
projectile vomitting from the person just to the left of alexandru, who by this point was standing on a.....
tripod sold at...
"Alton Towers", according to Dark Alan. If one towel was always wet, the other was ...
eh....uhm....dry.
One day, a giant, radioactive hamburger fell down from the sky. Jimmy...
started fighting a giant donkey for the hamburger but
totally bitchslapped jimmy...now jimmy was fourious
jiggled like a wacklepudding with built-in oscillator. Of course those are only available in...
the streets of Yemen, and then, only in hot-pink. Because of this, Jimmy decides to...
calm his vibrations and start a game of poker with the donkey, with the hamburger as the prize. Of course...

everyone knows donkeys are poor poker players, so after winning the hamburger, Jimmy throws it off a cliff and..
Begins to eat nuclear waste which causes him to...
grow up so fast he had stretch marks from here to Tamriel. Such marks can also be seen...
all across Nirn. However, the donkey hired Mike Meyers to give Alexandra (sp?) a nice big...
face. Without it, the Third Reich may or may not have " then he....

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:55 am

their belowed noodles for dinner...they....

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:29 pm

questioned their existance and then passed out blunts and took many hits, leading too their eventual...

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:36 pm

gruesome destruction. Alexandru got bored of his current life and decided to take a little trip up to....

(btw, i have been logging this whole story in a word document)