The INSANE Story

The_Writing_Wraith · Post by **The_Writing_Wraith** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:17 am

Funkytown. Suddenly, a giant Jabberwakie swooped down upon a vorpal sword and the moamraths, outgrave,...

(Yes, yes, Jabberwakie et al. are spelled wrong, but it's been a long time since I read that poem.)

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:42 am

...a complete lack of the understanding of the english language, but then the Unholy Exploding Cheese Cakes of Doom and the Rotating Rubber Chickens of Death appeared and...

wishmaster · Post by **wishmaster** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:03 am

and said: [img]http://www.innerdreamrecords.com/woot.gif[/img].

Then the Jabberwakie...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:07 pm

accidentaly ate the unholy cheece cake of doom...then he....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:53 am

stroked five laughing pineapples until the cows came home. Naturally his mother hid inside the baby's haircut, and patently did NOT say ...

der gottlose · Post by **der gottlose** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:07 am

..."My toaster is a virgin! How dare he!?" Instead, all that was muttered was "Hey, that sniper up there has no..."

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:55 am

fingers there for he can not do diddly to the virgin toaster, exept stalk it until it pisses its pants and says "I'm the easter bunny"...

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:19 am

But then the Unholy Exploding Cheese Cakes of Doom Exploded, killing all except for the Rotating Rubber Chickens of Death, who then proceeded to F@#$ the Virgin Toaster...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:36 pm

whose hymen grew wings (and raincoats) and said their farewells, in a slightly overwrought metaphor for popping one's cherry. BUT THEN!! ...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:35 am

the newly un-virgined toaster came in in an easter bunny costume and...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:43 am

danced polka.....this however did not amuse the virgin-toasters, they.......

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:29 pm

exploded violently for no reason whatsoever. At this point, the former V-club toaster went to a tatoo artist to get a giant tatoo of...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:35 pm

an ass, then it went to show it iff to...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:22 am

your mam.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:25 am

then a formerv-club toaster found mister_priscilla and raped him.

wishmaster · Post by **wishmaster** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:20 am

He screamed in joy. Then...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:24 pm

the rapist toaster shot mister_priccilla, turning him into a homosexual zombie. who then...

der gottlose · Post by **der gottlose** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:52 pm

...proceeded to eat all present's brains with a pink scarf of destruction. Herschel, the...

Upsilon · Post by **Upsilon** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:03 pm

...one-eyed dragon, saw him and said: "Let us pray!" With that clever technique, he managed to have the rapist toaster near him. He then vigourously choked the toaster with his unique eye...

[url=http://www.imageshack.us][img]http://img204.echo.cx/img204/5523/1eyedragon5pl.jpg[/img][/url]

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:51 pm

but his ear became infected with duka seeds and fairys came to belive that....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:01 am

truly, everybody is alone, which didn't bode well for the boozies and floozies at Jesus's house party. God was due home in exactly fifteen minutes...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:06 pm

and 8 point 7.3 seconds......

Upsilon · Post by **Upsilon** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:38 pm

...so Jesus panic and tried to clean everything. However, when cleaning his father's bedroom, God, he discoverd in God's bed...

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:58 pm

thousands of naked...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:31 pm

Sirwootalots??!!!using indian ink for things it is not meant to.....

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:08 pm

be used for; such as mixing it with alcohol to make potent beverages to be given to...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:02 am

Any blind old keeper that wishes to rest his eyes on the Garden of Black Roses, watching the rhino's children sing a song of fond hate and all things sweetly tart, upon a pewter bugle, until the thirteenth hour, the coming of which might or then again might not herald ...

Arthmodeus · Post by **Arthmodeus** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:08 am

Majra busting in with the Almighty Banhammer which...

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:07 am

was crafted in YEAR OF OUR LORD 232 by gnomish zeppelin farmers named gwoff and scheeg and...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:43 am

last but not least, the master schloppfel-smith......

Indoril · Post by **Indoril** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:17 pm

who's favorite word was fiddleshnarf. He wore pink too-toos and Bladman's dismembared testicals...

Baalzebub · Post by **Baalzebub** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:22 pm

and 50 pounds heavy guar earrings, these earrings.....

turtleman04 · Post by **turtleman04** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:15 am

were made of old telephone wires and...

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:19 am

... constantly sang the safety song.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:00 am

I am pathetic.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:00 am

Then all of a sudden a walking butt plug said.......

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:11 pm

"Old lady's hair, quite nice with a pear; stroke it and stare, and pretend that you care". The Laughing Pineapple (formerly an Ikea wardrobe) didst in that moment replieth ...

CommonsNat · Post by **CommonsNat** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:15 am

"I eat the talking bees 'cuz I'm George Washington Christ!" This angered...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:55 am

immigrants ....

Massalinie · Post by **Massalinie** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:55 pm

who often enjoyed chewing on their...