Pirates or Ninjas?

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:37 am

Rastus01 wrote:Dexter you do know that pirates only use cannons because they pathetic cowards.

You do know that, never having met a pirate OR ninja in your life, you have no idea what you're talking about. If you take this thread seriously or personally, I pity you.

Lutemoth · Post by **Lutemoth** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:24 am

And to correct Rastus, pirates rarely use cannons simply on the fact that it's more efficient to simply will their opponents into submission with fear alone. That, and why would you want to damage your own spoils of war?

Also, you know what ninjas do? They work for the man!

Morgoth · Post by **Morgoth** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:41 pm

Ninjas... Pfft, what, those guys that run around yelling funny things and attempting to chop people in half with their hands?

[img]http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/1614/piratespwnma2.jpg[/img]

lb003g0676 · Post by **lb003g0676** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:55 pm

Im pap....

Pirateer and Proud!

Im sorry, but ever since a nasty level on Hitman 2, I've hated them ninjajinos.

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:19 pm

Ninjas get to burn matches underneath their fingernails.
Pirates get to drink their own urine. Which should I choose?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:22 pm

Cant we just unite against the common enemy?

[img]http://www.byrobot.net/archive/Blurbs/blurbs/00164-guest.jpg[/img]

NEENJA · Post by **NEENJA** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:08 pm

I agree, Jale.

DEATH TO COWBOYS AND MUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, after all, aren't we all really just computer geeks deep down inside, not pirates or ninjas. Seriously, give peace a chance! Even though ninjas rock

.

--the NEENJA

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:11 pm

Speak for yourself, Ive been offered a job on a barque-rigged tall ship. We invade ports, take their pizzas and fresh water and then sail off. We also take money off disabled people.

Yarr.

Lutemoth · Post by **Lutemoth** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:28 am

Jale wrote:Cant we just unite against the common enemy?

I heard golfers are a must on the whole "form cohort against" list. More specificly, the ones with cell phones

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:01 am

Ninjas = male ballet dancers
Pirates = sailors
'nuf said.

skittles · Post by **skittles** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:30 pm

ninjas are cool.

the have their wakizashis and throwing stars and hop around everywhere.

try having a pirate play tag with a ninja.

*ninja wins*

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:07 pm

Try stopping a cannonball with your wakizashi. That'd be a good laugh.

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:33 pm

Ninjas have a better chance to produce offspring who can turn into Anime artists.
Of course, when they grow up, they make animes about pirates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO71FM7BruU&mode=related&search=

Spanish dub:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us6gNNXV89U

Italian version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b8qZQrJnu0&mode=related&search=

Balthazar · Post by **Balthazar** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:59 pm

i think you should ALL watch Naruto and then have this argument (try youtube) and then youl see how truly kick ass ninjas are

NINJAS RULE

seriosly though watch Naruto

Silverwood · Post by **Silverwood** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:16 am

Wow it's like Balthazar is liek ym twin brother or something... I jsut beat azurik today...

Balthazar · Post by **Balthazar** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:33 am

i likes your gara avi

NEENJA · Post by **NEENJA** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:45 am

Yeah, um...

I like ninjas. That's whom I voted for. But please don't bring Naruto into this. I mean, it's pretty good. But it would be excellent without Naruto. Or if Naruto was different. Or if he just didn't say friggin "Believe it!" all the friggin time.

So, if pirate supporters saw Naruto, they might use it as an argument against all Ninjadom. Really, I think the show should be Gara, or Kakashi.

And does anyone else notice how Naruto's possesion by the Nine-tail fox is hardly part of the show at all? It would be far more interesting if they played around with that more.

Anyway, ninjas pwn all!

--the NEENJA

edited to remove profanity I later decided was unnecessary.

Balthazar · Post by **Balthazar** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:49 am

naruto only says "believe it" in the english version he's much less anoying in the japanese, btw how many episodes have you seen of the 199 that have been released, it probobly would have been different if most of them werent fillers though episode 199 is suppost to be the last of the fillers, so the story should start to get more interestin agian

hopefully

Silverwood · Post by **Silverwood** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:29 pm

And does anyone else notice how Naruto's possesion by the Nine-tail fox is hardly part of the show at all? It would be far more interesting if they played around with that more.

Gyaahaha!
He turns into him to release Gaara (spelt properly) later.

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9067483699840107618&q=naruto[/url]
There's and AMV that's perfect to describe why ninjas kick ass.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:09 pm

Anime = Emo

Tyrion · Post by **Tyrion** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:21 pm

I prefer both depending on the mood I'm in.

Anime kicks, its just that you only see crap in the States.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:28 pm

I've seen my friends imports- theyre still emo.

I'm not saying I hate all anime- but you have to admit most of them, even the good ones, are emo.

Balthazar · Post by **Balthazar** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:20 pm

i havent seen any emo anime's most of them had emo bits in them (but everything has emo bits in occasionally) but thats just a small part of them BTW what animes have you actually seen
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Silverwood wrote:Gyaahaha!
He turns into him to release Gaara (spelt properly) later.

"HERES ONE SENSIA KAKASHI TOUGHT ME, THOUSAND YEARS OF PIAN, BOOM!"[/url]

Sload · Post by **Sload** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:41 pm

Anime does not piss me off.

People who like anime do.

Lutemoth · Post by **Lutemoth** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:48 pm

Sload wrote:Anime does not piss me off.

People who like anime do.

thank you

Honestly, this conversation cannot continue in this general flow. I enjoyed this until it became an anime pirates and anime ninjas debate.

The similarity between those two? They're both making millions off of your avid support

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:50 pm

Pirates because your mother warned you about them.
Ninja's not, because they have stupid shoes.

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:06 pm

The similarity between those two? They're both making millions off of your avid support

Exactly. Then of course, any kind of thing we might want to talk about has been exploited and still is by the worldwide show industry. So where's my argument leading? This question is still unexploited. Would anyone want to discuss about this? If not, then let us be done with it.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:35 pm

[img]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00257/johnny_Depp_257325c.jpg[/img]

Pirates havent been exploited to make money!

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:03 am

El Scumbago wrote:
The similarity between those two? They're both making millions off of your avid support
Exactly. Then of course, any kind of thing we might want to talk about has been exploited and still is by the worldwide show industry. So where's my argument leading? This question is still unexploited. Would anyone want to discuss about this? If not, then let us be done with it.

I bet there were some overly campy early sixties movies called Pirates v.s. Ninjas made. A bit like one of my favourite bad movies Hercules, Samson & Ulysses from 1963.

uses the search function on IMDb

Tian ya guai ke yi zhen feng (1981)
Also Known As:
The Ninja Pirates (International: English title)
Country: Taiwan

I knew it. Nothing is holy anymore.

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To continue the argument; pirates are about freedom, but ninjas are all about secret identities, repression and sneaking around.
Who would you rather be?

Andres Indoril · Post by **Andres Indoril** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:27 am

I'd be free, not an assassin. Assassins have too many duties.

Post by **Haplo** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:11 am

Yeah, like, kill people.

Dutyful there. Kill people.

Mmm...kill people.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:12 pm

Macar wrote:[img]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00257/johnny_Depp_257325c.jpg[/img]

Pirates havent been exploited to make money!

Let's be fair. Pirates are all about exploitation and money-making. Ninjas pretend to have some stupid code of honor that gets abolished in lame-ass anime flicks where the only way to tell the characters apart is if their hair is pink, black or blue.

Morgoth · Post by **Morgoth** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:54 pm

It's national talk like a pirate day! (September 19th) Don't miss this opportunity to say "ARRrr!" to someone you know! (If you have yahoo mail, they have an entire front page on the pirates vs. ninjas fad.)