this is a continuation of the original PoHa's Diversion, because it is fun and needs an end. The orignal story can be found [url=http://tamriel-rebuilt.org/old_forum/viewtopic.php?t=13997]here[/url], and a summary below.
RULESIn the previous volume of PoHa's Diversion we met PoHa, a poor Argonian slave owned by Dexter. Vernon, PoHa's previous owner, bought him back and took him on an epic trip to Cyrodiil. On the way they met Elias, a I'm a bot!_ obsessed knight also on the way to Cyrodill; Massalinie, a I'm a bot!_ sales maiden from Narsis; Graff, an invisible Khajiit w00ter; Jacuruto, a prophet with a [now extinct] college fund; Indoril, a prophet with over shapely thighs; and Stalker a robotic hobo who overcompensates for his small genitals with oversized spoons. Dexter later came back to the company and revealed that he was from the future, and that the leader of the squirrels, Lady Nerevar, was planning to kill Tamriel's emperor, Sload XXIV and open up the gates to Osquirrilion. It was then revealed that Masey used to be a commander in Lady N's army, and that she had a tracking device implanted inside her. Massey then returned to the gang and revealed Lady N's evil plan. The Resisting Eight plus Footlicker, as the group had come to call themselves, set out for Cyrodiil to stop the Lady. While flying over the Velothi mountains in Manimarco's chariot, they crash landed and Lady N papered before them, cursing Massey for her betrayal of her evil plan. Though the gang was able to fight of Lady N for now, they knew that they were not anywhere near enough to kill her once and for all. Nearby was the shack of Hermit (a hermit) who revealed that Lady Nerevar was in league with the Sloads. The eight continued their journey to Cryrodiil. When they arrived at the Imperial City palace, Vernon took Sload XXIV captive and ordered PoHa to lick the gem embedded in the emperor's furry armpits. When the gem was licked, Zephyr the Daedric prince of Thing that go on Behind the Scenes appeared, and told them of Lady Nerevar's intention to summon Prometheus, the God of the Lag of Large Cities (which explains why she needed the necromantic artifact in Tear). According to the Book of Daedric law, the whole group was party to this epic quest. At that moment, they were approached by a small, chocolate covered, imperial guard names Saibot, and by Mogar, a dark elf with a large Mohawk, who had been Indoril's friend. The Eight and their two new friends figured out that Lady N was financing her epic campaign to bring Lag upon the world with back pain, and held a large convention to lick the pain away. That however was no very successful because PoHa's tongue soon became dry, so the gang decided to go to Mr. Sorry of Balmora's house to find Creeper and the Mudcrab Merchant, who would help them to face Lady Nerevar at her fortress in Mount Lag. However, while in MR. SOB's house, they got sucked into Oblivion, and must find Jacuruto (who had been forgoten some pages befrore). The story continues!
1) only TRers can post and be characters in the story!!!
2)Each person posts a paragraph or two of the story, and leaves it hanging with "...". the person who posts after must continue where the previous person left off.
3) use the [occ] tag when posting out of character!
4) because the word "I'm a bot!_" is censored, we will be using I'm a bot!_ (or somekind of readeble variation thereoff)
5) no new good characters! too many of those alredy. there is room for a few bad guys if you guys realy want to include your self though.
6) the story takes place in Tamriel.
Resisting eight plus footlicker objectives(in order of nesesity)
-Find Jacuruto
-Find Creeper and the Mudcrab Merchant
-Defeat Lady Nerevar and her evil group.
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