A raunchy stage play by the infamous Hlaalu councilor Crassius Curio.
Per Vanilla quest "Bad Actor":
latest rumors "Crassius Curio is quite a patron of the arts. He commissioned some artists to do a mural for him, and I heard that he has written a new play, and would like to have it performed."
new play "Well, it's probably no better than Crassius' old plays, which were awful. "Dance of the Three-Legged Guar" was quite a sight, though."
Book includes a small excerpt from the play written by Sir Guar, similar to The Lusty Argonian Maid.
