Well, I got a burst of inspiration today so decided to take a stab at my own version of the Gospel of Saint Veloth, which had been attempted three times before.
On the one hand I managed to finish my version, on the other hand its language ended up a good deal more esoteric and impenetrable than I had initially intended. As such, unless its indecipherable nature is judged to work to its benefit, this will probably require a lot of feedback and tweaking.